Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Hey Kids, Wanna Play the Young Celebrity Matching Game?

OK, here’s how to play.

First, take a marker and draw a line on your monitor from the picture of the young celebrity to his or her matching description. Don’t worry, it’ll wash right off.

Second, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope along with $25 (for shipping and handling) c/o my off-shore bank in the Caribbean. In return, I will mail you back a copy of the answer key.

a. Hard-partier b. Cute, but vapid c. No discernible talent d. Hardly MENSA material

Don't know who they are?...Then, you win!
(For the record--left to right: Kim Kardashian, Brody Jenner, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton)


Dave said...

Today Only: Reduced price for Answer Key--$10. Or, if you promise to read the other blog postings, I will pay you $6.

Jeff Tompkins said...

For some reason, I have sixteen lines on my monitor now -- four coming from each picture to each description. But that can't be right...can it?

Dave said...

Well, actually...hey, wait a minute. Someone's not trying to weasel their way out of paying $25, are they?

P.S. Sorry about your demotion.

Jeff Tompkins said...

Busted again! I can usually find a way to weasel out of 10 or 50, but I always get caught on 25.

About the demotion, it's not a big deal. Just kind of disappointing in terms of it likely being less exposure. Oh well. Could be a LOT worse.

Tina said...

I guess I'm a big loser. I know way too much about these people.

Dave said...

Jeff: Every master criminal makes that 1 fatal slip. Yours is just at the $25 level. And I'm all for you exposing yourself less.
Tina: Take note--I never refer to myself as a "loser". That's what other people are for.