It is definitely rough economic times here in the United States. Jobs are being exported to other countries and job-seekers are following suit.Fortunately, one doesn't have to look much past the Far East to find employment possibilities—provided, of course, that you have the necessary skill-set.* To that end, here are some randomly chosen Classified Ads from a popular Japanese periodical.
*-Remember that even in Japan, it is illegal to discriminate on the basis of age, gender, race, religion or the ability to reason abstractly...
Wanted: Ninja
Are you quiet? mysterious? nunchuck-savvy? Do you look good in black? We have 3 open positions that need to be filled immediately. Do not forward resume or arrange interview. Merely enter through locked, 4th story window under cloak of darkness.
Wanted: Samurai Warrior
Play out your Japanese Feudal Fantasies here! Unwavering loyalty a must! Call to schedule an interview. Don’t get the job?...there’s a sword by the door; you’ll know what to do.
Wanted: Kamikaze Pilot
See the world on a variety of 1-way excursions! Good aim—required. Expert piloting skills—required. Landing skills—not so necessary. Do not hesitate to fill out an application; new positions are becoming available daily.
